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This page was initially drafted on 31 July 1998 as a selection of the best links from the Robot Wisdom Weblog archives. A few layers of refinement have been added since then, with the aim of gradually constructing a concise introduction to net.literacy on each of these topics. So stay tuned!

fun.literate

"If you never did you should.
These things are fun
and fun is good." --Dr Seuss


fansites.literate:

The Net encourages ridiculous levels of competition among fans, often expressed in unbelievably detailed websites for stars, shows, groups, etc. You can track these down via Google (which finds the best-linked sites) or Yahoo:

(Try dropping the quotes if you're not sure of the exact spelling, so you'll get partial matches too. Adding 'FAQ' to the query will target those highly-distilled compilations of 'Frequently Asked Questions'.)

A meditation on Net fanaticism. Fan sites sometimes get hassled by 'official' sites, for copyright violations, etc

Fans all around the world chat on netnews. To find the liveliest discussion, you can search DejaNews for recent mentions:

Or use their Interest Finder for a survey of likely groups:

If you plan to read a few newsgroups regularly, you should get a serious newsreader-program, instead of using My-Deja or the newsreader module of Netscape/MSIE. See internet.literate#netnews


tv.literate

Online TV schedules: Although it's less convenient than the paper, I like Yahoo TV because it's free, and usually has more detailed and more current info.

Salon recommends daily TV highlights (way too much junk, imho).

TV Ultra singles out one best show: http://www.tvultra.com/

Daytime talkers guestlists

PBS's site has tons of background on their shows, plus the PBS schedule

Some especially cool TV faqs: Simpsons

You can subscribe to Aaron Barnhart's Late Show News if you want huge quantities of gossip about Jay and Dave and the rest. For lastminute lineup changes try here. Letterman's Top Ten Lists are widely circulated, too (if you think they're still funny ;^/

Skink points out that your local chat service "is the best resource for effective television watching. You can see who's on-line and available to discuss in real-time what you're watching in TV time."

A slower but more accessible source of tv chat is the Usenet newsgroups. Type the name of the show or star in DejaNews Interest Finder, above.

Vidcaps are video captures-- images (or 'frames') grabbed directly onto the computer via a special tv-in-a-window card. The card is cheap and fun, and will surely become a lot more common. (I get a lot of illustrations for my weblog this way.)

Video on demand? Downloading video with a 28.8 modem can mean ten minutes of downloading for ten seconds of grainy, jumpy video. So it's usually a big waste, at that speed.

Art TV? I haven't seen much art-tv, but if I find any I'll put it at art.literate#tv

Two dozen reality-checks about Ally McBeal

TV newsgroups: general, news, commercials, public access, interactive, satellite, UK tv, UK comedy, UK misc, CBC, game shows, ABC soaps, CBS soaps, misc soaps, talk shows, daytime talk, late talk

Some popular tv-show newsgroups: 3rd Rock, Ab Fab, Ab Fab?, Avengers, Beakman, 90210, Bill Nye, Buffy, Chgo Hope, Dawson's Creek, Dr Quinn, Drew Carey, Due South, ER, Frasier, Friends, Hercules, Hercules?, Homicide, King of the Hill, LA Law, Law'n'Order, Mad re You, MadTV, Millennium, MTV, Murder One, My So-Called Life, MSCL?, NewsRadio, Nickelodeon, Northern Exposure, NYPD Blue, Picket Fences, Politically Incorrect, Prisoner, Real World, Ren'n'Stimpy, Road Rules, SCTV, Seaquest, Seinfeld, Sesame Street, Simpsons, Sliders, SNL, South Park, Star Treks: DS9, TNG, TOS, Voyager, TV Nation, Twin Peaks, X Files, X Files 'analysis', Xena, Xena 'subtext', MST3K, MST3K announce, MST3K misc, Coronation Street, East Enders, Emmerdale

Some shows even have special groups for creative writing using the show's characters: Buffy, Due South, Quantum Leap, Sliders, Dr Who, Star Trek, X-Files

A brainiac analysis of the fan-fiction phenomena and copyright


movie.literate

The Internet Movie Database or IMDb is one of the greatest information resources ever created. Look up a film by title:

and then follow links to read reviews, or quotations, or goofs that people have noticed, or find out what other films the actors and crew were associated with... etc etc etc.

The history of the Internet Movie Database bears comparison to Linux (But IMDb has been bought by Amazon.com, and will eventually be linked to try to sell you videos.)

The Internet community's favorite movie of all time: The Shawshank Redemption!??



Media PR (etc) is updated every 15 minutes at NewsHub

A convenient long list of forthcoming films:

Gossip about movies-in-production updated daily at Ain't It Cool. [Background on AIC.]

Salon tracks the leaked plot of the Star Wars prequel

Kubrick's next: Eyes Wide Shut gossip

A multimedia study of great shots in cinema

An unbelievably difficult movie quiz. And And the fascinating answers

The magazine Premiere has a feeble online presence (gorgeous, but horribly maintained).

A lot of famous movie scripts are even available at Script-o-rama

Francis Ford Coppola is looking for stories! Business Week report and FFC's own page

You can gamble on movies and stars with $2 million in free play money at the Hollywood Stock Exchange. For example, here's their valuation of current stars. (The design needs work, imho, but has great potential. See the history.literate#future page for the better-designed Foresight Exchange.)

Here's a simpler Hollywood-stocks approach

Offbeat video suggestions: The New Age is rich-LA sociology, Dogfight is a nice 1963 period piece, Truly, Madly, Deeply is smart, sad, and romantic, What's Up, Doc? is hilarious. Try Bollywood. I love Empire Records

Interesting actors: Lili Taylor

A heroin survivor reviews Trainspotting

A ridiculously long Scorsese interview

A brilliant memoir of Wendy O. Williams making "Reform School Girls"

James Cameron's account of his joyriding visits to film the Titanic's seafloor wreckage

Artsy film stuff is at: art.literate#film

Movie newsgroups: general, current, past films, reviews, SiskBert, lists and surveys, misc, moviegoing, movie people, newsgroup announcements

Genres: erotica, scifi, indie, monster, silent, JoeBob Briggs, Indian, Indian?, Blade Runner, Titanic

Technical movie groups: production, technical, cinematography, visual effects

Movie people: Sam Raimi, Tarantino, Branagh-Thompson, Bruce Lee, Chaplin, Hitchcock, Kubrick, Orson Welles, Scorsese, Spielberg, Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton, Woody Allen, Ed Wood, James Cameron


gossip.literate

New edition of Jess Nevins' legendary four-part digest of celebrity gossip: [A-D] [E-K] [L-R] [S-Z]

If you read alt.gossip.celebrity, Pusssykatt collects all the recent gossip columns every day

Mr Showbiz is a popular gossip site. It includes a funny hypertext presentation of which celebs have been Romantically Linked to which others. I think Warren Beatty is the obvious starting point.

A gorgeously readable, supremely catty gossip site

The Elvis Index measures the popularity of celebs compared to Elvis, based on AltaVista's word count

A giant table counts gossip-column mentions: http://www.observer.com/500a.htm

Gallows humor: the 1998 Internet Death Pool keeps a jaundiced eye on aging celebs

Nancy Sinatra maintains an emotional Sinatra family website

Salacious gossip about Nelson Rockefeller's death

Transcript of Farrah's meltdown on Letterman


music.literate

Lyrics: The fastest way I know to find song lyrics, if you remember one phrase exactly, is via AltaVista. You need to put the phrase in doublequotes (ignoring punctuation) and choose a phrase that's fairly unique, and not one that's often quoted out of context.

Reader suggestion: an international lyrics server has lyrics for almost 100000 songs online.

And CD Universe has RealAudio clips of huge numbers of albums currently in print.

Good Internet radio station: http://www.gogaga.com/gogaga_schedule.html

To find fan sites, newsgroups or mailinglists, use Yahoo or Google or the DejaNews searches, above.

Understanding MP3

Christgau analyses trip-hop

A great tribute for the tenth anniversary of the Summer of Rave

A nice profile of Garbage's Shirley Manson

A detailed profile of Jane Siberry

Joni Mitchell reunited with her daughter and grandson

Pink Martini's version of Que Sera Sera sounds like Marianne Faithfull produced by Hal Willner

Madonna may have used refrigerator magnets to write a song The lyrics in question

Some of my favorite musicians: Jane Siberry, Hal Willner, Stewart/Gaskin, Incredible String Band, Hedningarna, Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, Michael Hurley, MH again

Offbeat Squirrel Nut Zippers

Some music newsgroups: Rickie Lee Jones, Liz Phair, Madonna, Courtney Love, Elvis Costello, Elvis Presley, Enya, Henry Rollins


sex.literate

Before venturing into the world of online porn, you might want to read about the sophisticated tricks those sites' designers use.

How adult check works

Persian Kitty [big, xxx] has emerged as the Web's best maintained 'porn portal'. [Background on PK]

Nerve offers "literate smut", including a daily nude and weekly Naughty Bits from classic lit. Their list of links is helpful. [Background on Nerve]

Webcams have revealed a huge community of exhibitionists. These usites require JavaScript to update the image every few minutes. The most popular webcam portal is The Nose's Another convenient spot is Voyeur TV. I think QuestionGirl is sweet (PG-13).

You can even make a cottage industry of it. Some dollar figures. The pros and cons of being a phone sex operator

Microsoft has unwittingly created a homebase for amateur webcam exhibitionists.

The Fake Detective cleverly debunks the sneakiest nude-celeb fakes.

Funny exhibitionism at Disneyland's Splash Mountain

There's an infinite continual stream of free porn available via the alt.binaries.erotica.*. newsgroups. You need an ISP that carries these hi-bandwidth groups, and a newsreader that decodes them efficiently.

New category: porn industry news

alt.sex.stories unmoderated spam?

Hi-tech voyeurism evades prosecution

Xena sings the national anthem

How horses are bred: http://www.nervemag.com/JacksNaughtyBits/Wolfe/


games.literate

Games are converging on movies in terms of budgets and profits.

Game zine site:All About Games

The major titles of the last few years include: Doom, Quake, Duke Nukem, Tomb Raider (free demo)

X-Com, Warcraft, Command and Conquer, Close Combat (free demo)

SimCity, Civilization

Myst, Starship Titanic

Douglas Adams' Starship Titanic game finally arrives

An okay profile of Douglas Adams

A nice interview with Douglas Adams about Starship Titanic

Infocom, Tetris

free games: text adventures

cd samplers

zines

design

Lara Croft nude

The war games (computer and not) of 1997, in review

Duke Nukem level based on "The Shining"

A designer's view of Riven

Yet another Virtual Valerie

Sid Meier's next game will be called Alpha Centauri

Bestselling game in January: a deerhunting sim!?!?

Another lively Deer Hunter page

A school for game programmers/ designers


toys.literate

There's never been a better time to be a toy inventor, because you can easily start a cottage industry via the Web (aka 'the merchandising model' of web.money).

Flexible domelike things

Chris Johnson is a hi-tech watch enthusiast, including the Ruputer, the Timex DataLink, and a series of smartcard Swatches

Seiko's 102-by-62-pixel wristwatch-computer page

Gizmo fever

The Franklin Rex credit-card pc

And the PalmPilot

3-D jigsaw puzzles of castles, cathedrals http://www.wrebbit.com/english/canada/products/world/tajmahal.html

From the land that dreamed up Tamagotchis, a matchmaking beeper called a Lovegety. More details. A great longish piece on Japan's so-5-minutes-ago youth culture

The GameBoy camera

Geek pranks, with QuickTime how-tos

eToys online toy store: http://www.etoys.com/html/et/et_fav_xea0019_001.shtml

Toys newsgroups: general, high tech, low tech, misc, vintage, cars, Lego action figures, GI Joe, Transformers


humor.literate

The Onion has everybody else beat by a mile, for hip satirical news stories. WPost backgrounder

If you like Zippy the Pinhead you'll probably like net.deity Kibo, but to really appreciate him you have to follow his daily postings to alt.religion.kibology. Underneath the 12yo-geek persona, he's got an infallible radar for pop-culture's nadirs, and he's generated more net.memes over the last ten years than everybody else combined. Lots of other very funny people post to a.r.k, too. Kibo's legendary 1000-line sig

A huge collection of links to online comics

Daily jokes of the water-cooler variety can be found on rec.humor.funny

Dave Barry doesn't seem funny to me online, for some reason.

idiot busy

Automated Postmodernism

Snoot has a pretty funny Infinite Book of Knowledge text-generator

Anagram generator and another

Origami Macintoshes

afu faq

Kids' Frequently Asked Questions about the death penalty: [TN Dept of Corrections]

Silly religious gear

I'm gonna be sick: http://www.twinkies.com/

Americans for Cloning Elvis

My favorite piece of writing on the Web is Phil Greenspun's long, wise, funny tale of publishing a computer book

Lynda J Barry

Matt Groening interview: http://www.motherjones.com/groening/

The winner of Salon's haiku-error-message contest

Bill Gates's 1977 mugshots (for speeding)

A hilarious profile of the Bill-Gates pie-thrower, the truly heroic Noel Godin

Pranks by the Cacophony Society

Prank, or hoax? http://www.amspec.org:80/archives/99-01_lastcall.html

A Genetic Art toy for the Mac

Trudeau's FAQ of Doonesbury trivia

You can see my house from here![maps limited to big US cities]

My favorite cartoon character of all time is the Simpsons' Ralph Wiggum. He's got a dedicated site

An okay piece on Web-based personality tests

Harper's offers two recent Indexes online

And a dead-on parody of gizmo-porn

Get a free reading using the Silicon Valley Tarot

A fun site with lots of favorites-polls: [bandwidth hog]

A great Onion interview with Penn-not-Teller

I always assumed that "Broadcast News" was about Tom Brokaw. Harry Shearer's satellite-feeds site seems to confirm this: [RealPlayer]

Random humor newsgroups: rec.arts.wobegon alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre, alt.comics.alternative, alt.fan.cecil-adams, alt.fan.douglas-adams, alt.fan.firesign-theatre, alt.fan.howard-stern, alt.fan.pratchett


Please let me know what I've missed!

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